Unethical Antics Enthusiast Gifts

"It's true that I'm overdrawn but the bribes for improving coursework marks are coming in now!"

Ethics exam cheater.

Squeezing the Free Press.

Others will fight for you

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Clown God

"In a further effort to increase profits, control costs and satisfy shareholders, we've decided to steal stuff."

'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

"Hi, Bob - your consultants have just arrived."

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"Moulting"

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

When clowns are hunting.

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

Experience is important, so I'm inclined to leave questions of ethics to those who have them.

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

Separation

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

Tragically Moses didn't see the eleventh commandment.