Captain Clumsy Gifts

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Captain in a storm

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Welsh airport arrivals.

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

Verbal Orders

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

Solemn Reference is Made to Mr Bunsby

"I don't know what they do with it, son. I just harvest the data."

"Get those decks cleaned you swabs!..."

The crew can no longer tolerate Captain Bligh's ruthless splitting of infinitives."

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

'I told you we should have unionized.'

"Wait...Did I Say 'North'?"

'So it's true that dolphins help navigate.'

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

"Sorry, Captain, but we have to let you go. You just lack leader-ship skills."