Captain Safety Gifts

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Captain in a storm

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Welsh airport arrivals.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

I drive, therefore I am.

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

Verbal Orders

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

Solemn Reference is Made to Mr Bunsby

"Get those decks cleaned you swabs!..."

The crew can no longer tolerate Captain Bligh's ruthless splitting of infinitives."

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

'I told you we should have unionized.'

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

'So it's true that dolphins help navigate.'

"Sorry, Captain, but we have to let you go. You just lack leader-ship skills."