Captain Clean Gifts

Looking for a gift for a cleaning enthusiast who loves to keep things spotless? Discover charming and humorous items that celebrate their creative approach to cleanliness. Perfect for those who see cleaning as an art form or take pride in their sparkling results, our selection adds a touch of fun and personality to their routine. Whether it's for a DIY cleaning expert or someone who just loves a good sparkle, find the perfect gift that matches their creative energy and passion for tidiness.

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Remote control pirate bully

from $19.00

Football Fans

from $19.00

Captain in a storm

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"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina." mockup

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

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"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt." mockup

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

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"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs." mockup

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

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'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!' mockup

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

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'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.' mockup

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

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Welsh airport arrivals.

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Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore mockup

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

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'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

'I like to greet the new team members myself.' mockup

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

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Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking. mockup

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

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'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.' mockup

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

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"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard." mockup

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

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'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.' mockup

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

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"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient." mockup

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

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It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation. mockup

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

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"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port." mockup

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

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Captain Ahab (Ret.)

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'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!' mockup

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

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Verbal Orders

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"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night." mockup

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

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What really happened on the EVER GIVEN mockup

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

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And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill. mockup

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

from $19.00

Solemn Reference is Made to Mr Bunsby mockup

Solemn Reference is Made to Mr Bunsby

from $19.00

"Get those decks cleaned you swabs!..." mockup

"Get those decks cleaned you swabs!..."

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The crew can no longer tolerate Captain Bligh's ruthless splitting of infinitives."

The crew can no longer tolerate Captain Bligh's ruthless splitting of infinitives." mockup

The crew can no longer tolerate Captain Bligh's ruthless splitting of infinitives."

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"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold." mockup

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

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'I told you we should have unionized.' mockup

'I told you we should have unionized.'

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"Wait...Did I Say 'North'?"

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'So it's true that dolphins help navigate.'

'So it's true that dolphins help navigate.' mockup

'So it's true that dolphins help navigate.'

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'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!' mockup

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

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"Sorry, Captain, but we have to let you go. You just lack leader-ship skills."

"Sorry, Captain, but we have to let you go. You just lack leader-ship skills." mockup

"Sorry, Captain, but we have to let you go. You just lack leader-ship skills."

from $19.00

Captain Clean Gifts Collection

Captain Clean Mugs

Discover more humorous and creative mugs that celebrate the cleaner who brightens your day.

Captain Clean Pillows

Find stylish pillows that celebrate the art of tidiness—perfect for adding humor and personality to any room.

Captain Clean Prints

Browse decorative prints that honor the creative cleaning enthusiast in your life with humor and charm.

Captain Clean T-Shirts

Explore a range of fun t-shirts for those who love to showcase their cleaning passion with wit and style.