Captain Clean Mugs

Remote control pirate bully

Football Fans

Captain in a storm

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Welsh airport arrivals.

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

Verbal Orders

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

Solemn Reference is Made to Mr Bunsby

"Get those decks cleaned you swabs!..."

The crew can no longer tolerate Captain Bligh's ruthless splitting of infinitives."

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

'I told you we should have unionized.'

"Wait...Did I Say 'North'?"

'So it's true that dolphins help navigate.'

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

"Sorry, Captain, but we have to let you go. You just lack leader-ship skills."