Captain's Companion Gifts

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Captain in a storm

"I heard they mate for life."

Christmas Pets

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

Welsh airport arrivals.

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

Verbal Orders

Best friends without borders.

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

Solemn Reference is Made to Mr Bunsby

'Well, George certainly came to Deep Camp prepared, this season.'

"Get those decks cleaned you swabs!..."

The crew can no longer tolerate Captain Bligh's ruthless splitting of infinitives."

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

"Wait...Did I Say 'North'?"