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Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Captain in a storm

"I heard they mate for life."

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

Christmas Pets

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Welsh airport arrivals.

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Best friends without borders.

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

Verbal Orders

'Well, George certainly came to Deep Camp prepared, this season.'

Solemn Reference is Made to Mr Bunsby

"Get those decks cleaned you swabs!..."

The crew can no longer tolerate Captain Bligh's ruthless splitting of infinitives."

'I told you we should have unionized.'

'So it's true that dolphins help navigate.'

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'