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"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

"I'm your hip replacement."

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

British savings accounts

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Seagiraffes

'I told you it would be useful.'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Cariactures

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'Cannonball!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Lactose Intolerant

Giraffe Umbrella

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

A caveman paints from life

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.