Safety Sailor Gifts

That's it! This time we're movin'!

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

S.S.dot.com

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

Soho walking society

"Too long at sea, I'm afraid."

Sailor and mine

Hydrofoil wing boat.

'Of course I know how to read the water, but I my glasses fell overboard.'

Captain Balbo and his Marchetti seaplane.

A man staying afloat on an anchor at sea.

UFO Romance

'What type of line are you using?'

Desert island sand pit with a little boy stranded.

'We can't go up yet - it's bucketing down!'

Fish chopped by hydrofoil

'This day goes from bad to worse.'

If you value your life, install a smoke detector on every floor!

'Do ships 'like this' sink very often? No madam, only once!'

Row to Row

They were ALL texting.

"Sorry about your boat. Who do I see about personal injury compensation?"

"Look, if you must go down to the seas again, to the lonely seas and sky, then go!But take your BlackBerry."

Send away mower for servicing...get your scythe out of the shed.

Submarine and beer

They were inseparable: Johnny Mack, his cat and the sandbox.

'His heels are ruining this deck !'

451 Days Without An Accident

'Watch it,Ralph.He's got a knife.'

"One of the best hybrids on the market."

'My job on the school's safety patrol is to frisk the other kids for concealed weapons.'

Antonis Samaras

Have you seen that movie, with the blonde girl who looks like that other blonde girl...