Careless Caretaker Gifts

'Some people just couldn't HAVE fish,'

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

Egg Buggy

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

Boy has swallowed marbles thinking they are sweets

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

"The lost password department's that way."

"I'm training him to do chores."

"I was supposed to take the shoes off first, wasn't I?"

"Mrs. Jennings, can Billy come out and smoke?"

People rushing into 'School of nursing' while a man reads 'Nation in nursing crisis'

"My dad works in surveillance."

'I'm glad she's relaxed, but I'm pretty stressed out.'

Man panicing because woman has washed his money filled shorts

Alzheimer's and the Vicious Circle of Slow Death

"He won't wear the sweater I crocheted for him."

"Santa set up the hotline because he knows not everyone is jolly this time of the year!"

"I have an enormous favor to ask you."

"Honey, I really admire your dedication to your practice, but we need to talk about how much of your work you bring home with you."

'The owners all think the cats love his bedside manner...'

'I used it to clip the dog. Why?'

'Oh, I see. So, you thought you'd come and pass your nasty germs on to me?!'

Stay-at-homes have last laugh because of the travel chaos this Christmas.

Nurse draws on patient's cast

Kindergarten. No, arts and crafts is not difficult. I meant "I have my work cut out for me" literally. I'm not allowed to use scissors.

"What 'thump?'"

'Expecting a quick and east operation, Doctor?'

'Oh,George,you found my lure.I thought I lost it.'

"My heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains my senses.."

Overprotection

'I chose him out of sympathy. He was the run of the litter.'

'My dad just wants to be treated with a little respect and dignity in his old age.' 'Don't worry. We're used to dealing with troublemakers at this home.'