Overworked Caretaker Gifts

"Honey, I really admire your dedication to your practice, but we need to talk about how much of your work you bring home with you."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

Stressed employee says to colleague: 'I think I'm on top of the situation and I hope I'm in the loop, but I can't seem to get ahead of the curve.'

"Look, I'm dying. Gotta go."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"The principal has sat in on so many of my classes, I'm thinking of giving him the exam."

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

Egg Buggy

Social Worker

"I think you may have your gown on back to front."

"This is all I have time for now, dear...the knight slays the dragon and marries the princess. For more detail go to www.fairytale.net."

"When we have COVID under control you'll be rewarded for saving us, we won't forget how much we owe you."

"I was desperate, dear. I had to find a way to teach and do all my required publishing."

"Man! I just had to pull another all-dayer."

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

Nurse Feels Guilty Working So Many Hours When So Many Are Unemployed

"So many FANTASTIC applicants, where do we start!"

"The lost password department's that way."

'My secret of time management? I never take anyone off 'hold'.'

"Did you forget to tell anyone to water the garden while we were away?"

'We've listened to staff concerns about the need for more training.'

Japan investing billions into robots for the elderly...

"It's only Wednesday, Fenton."

Dead Workaholic

"My dad works in surveillance."

'You're oven again! Your late's in the dinner.'

'I actually don't mind it when my Masters go away: The neighbour's kids look after me, it's fun!'

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