Disorderly Conduct Captain Gifts

Cleaning Lockers.

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Captain steering house through flood.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'Who the heck told my wife I had rights to parental leave?'

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

Romance on the Yacht

Using a speedboat to retrieve ducks seemed like a good idea to Duke at the time.

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

Sportknitting

"Ahoy!"

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

'Oops, sorry about that,sir.'

'I always forget whether I'm flying a 747 or playing an organ.'

'You may have too much anchor for this boat,'

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

'And remember: this isn't a submarine!'

'Well if it's a sandbar, why are we going in circles?!'

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

"While registering online, little Ahab had confused fencing and flensing,"

Message in fishing net - 'Sorry - we don't live here anymore'.

Remote control bridge in bath.

'...and whose theroy was it that a bigger propeller would give us more thrust?'

'I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away.'

'This is probably far enough, Michael!'

'We've reached very dry land, captain.'