Disorderly Conduct Captain Pillows

Cleaning Lockers.

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Captain steering house through flood.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'Who the heck told my wife I had rights to parental leave?'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

Romance on the Yacht

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

Using a speedboat to retrieve ducks seemed like a good idea to Duke at the time.

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

Sportknitting

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A garden Part 7

Would you run through that again? On. Off.

"Ahoy!"

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

'Oops, sorry about that,sir.'

'I always forget whether I'm flying a 747 or playing an organ.'

'You may have too much anchor for this boat,'

"While registering online, little Ahab had confused fencing and flensing,"

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

'Well if it's a sandbar, why are we going in circles?!'

'And remember: this isn't a submarine!'

'...and whose theroy was it that a bigger propeller would give us more thrust?'

Message in fishing net - 'Sorry - we don't live here anymore'.

Remote control bridge in bath.

Potty Training.

'I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away.'