Cautionary Captain Pillows

"Careful Mary. Stay in the shallow end."

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Worry tank

No Immediate Danger

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

Geekasaurus.

Sportknitting

'I'd like to play, but I'm afraid it might void my warranty.'

Them/ Us

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

Tortoise Goes For A Swim

A pirate fishes using his hook.

Height barrier accident.

"Does anyone have a plan 'F'?"

"Was there ever a boy scout badge for 'caution'?"

'You should try to be more spontaneous.' 'I shall. When I'm good and ready.'

'No thanks, I don't except suites from neighbours.'

Drink Driving

'Better slow it down a bit.'

"Spinning, reefing, tacking...they sound like a dress making circle."

'I got tired of trying to get it into one of those tiny bottles.'

Beware of Everything.

'When it comes to investing, I'm not bullish or bearish... I'm chickenish.'

the Drill

The path of least resistance proceed with caution.

The Secret of Long Life...

"Yeah, well, I'm not taking any goddam pill until I know what the long-term effects are."

'Oh,George,you found my lure.I thought I lost it.'

'Charlie? He wouldn't say boo to a goose!'

'Never, Ever...swat at a fly unless you know for sure it's a fly.'

"He used to be such a happy, carefree child. Then his invisible playmates became Health & Safety officers."