Cautionary Captain Pillows

"Careful Mary. Stay in the shallow end."

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Worry tank

No Immediate Danger

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

Geekasaurus.

Sportknitting

'I'd like to play, but I'm afraid it might void my warranty.'

Them/ Us

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

Tortoise Goes For A Swim

A pirate fishes using his hook.

Height barrier accident.

"Was there ever a boy scout badge for 'caution'?"

'You should try to be more spontaneous.' 'I shall. When I'm good and ready.'

"Does anyone have a plan 'F'?"

Gymnast on balancing beam about to slip on a banana skin.

'No thanks, I don't except suites from neighbours.'

Drink Driving

'Better slow it down a bit.'

"Spinning, reefing, tacking...they sound like a dress making circle."

'I got tired of trying to get it into one of those tiny bottles.'

Beware of Everything.

'When it comes to investing, I'm not bullish or bearish... I'm chickenish.'

The path of least resistance proceed with caution.

the Drill

The Secret of Long Life...

"Yeah, well, I'm not taking any goddam pill until I know what the long-term effects are."

'Never, Ever...swat at a fly unless you know for sure it's a fly.'

'Charlie? He wouldn't say boo to a goose!'

Grocery. Sale. I never imagined that I'd be venturing beyond my comfort zone by going to the supermarket.

Until we know more about this place, I think we should keep these helmets on!

'Oh,George,you found my lure.I thought I lost it.'