Cautionista Pillows

'Never, Ever...swat at a fly unless you know for sure it's a fly.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Worry tank

No Immediate Danger

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

"It's called being preemptive."

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

Geekasaurus.

Go Back

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

"He wasn't specific. His last message just said, play it safe - whatever that means."

'Hmmm, this is too good to be true: I can smell a rat...'

'You should try to be more spontaneous.' 'I shall. When I'm good and ready.'

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten out genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

'Careful with that shotgun, it could go off.' - 'Don't worry, I'm covering the trigger with my finger.'

'No thanks, I don't except suites from neighbours.'

Unnecessary alarm company

Tiptoeing around voltometers.

'When it comes to investing, I'm not bullish or bearish... I'm chickenish.'

Man with a new purchase about to fall down a hole.

The path of least resistance proceed with caution.

"Crime is so bad around here, that I always immobilise my car."

No, I haven't taken an aspirin yet... I'm still reading the bottle!

Right lane: Must turn right (Right lane leads into a pit).

"Yeah, well, I'm not taking any goddam pill until I know what the long-term effects are."

'Charlie? He wouldn't say boo to a goose!'

"Careful Mary. Stay in the shallow end."

I think that I shall never see, a world that's truly covid free.

Bob decides to take the stairs.

Contradictory t-shirts

Man with sign on back - 'No wallet on board'.