Caution Club Pillows

Worry tank

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

Geekasaurus.

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Listen, just focus on making it to the sea – You can worry about what you'll do with the rest of your life later.

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"He wasn't specific. His last message just said, play it safe - whatever that means."

Family Tree DNA Test

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

'I wanted to see which would run out first...battery power or idiots.'

'We've simplified the warning label to 'May result in lawyers'.'

'No thanks, I don't except suites from neighbours.'

Unnecessary alarm company

"I'm not taking any chances. . ."

Tiptoeing around voltometers.

Misery Loves Co., Inc.

Arnold Schwarzenegger's clone: 'But I don't wanna pump iron!'

"He banged his head on the 'watch your head' sign when he was looking at the 'wet floor' warning."

The path of least resistance proceed with caution.

'Charlie? He wouldn't say boo to a goose!'

"Careful Mary. Stay in the shallow end."

"Yeah, well, I'm not taking any goddam pill until I know what the long-term effects are."

'Never, Ever...swat at a fly unless you know for sure it's a fly.'

Right lane: Must turn right (Right lane leads into a pit).

'I'll just light my pipe before I find the gas leak.'

Man with sign on back - 'No wallet on board'.

'You had fair warning - the disc on his collar says he bites!'