Cautionista Gifts

'Never, Ever...swat at a fly unless you know for sure it's a fly.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Worry tank

No Immediate Danger

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

"It's called being preemptive."

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

Geekasaurus.

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

Go Back

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

"He wasn't specific. His last message just said, play it safe - whatever that means."

'Hmmm, this is too good to be true: I can smell a rat...'

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten out genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

'You should try to be more spontaneous.' 'I shall. When I'm good and ready.'

Gymnast on balancing beam about to slip on a banana skin.

'Careful with that shotgun, it could go off.' - 'Don't worry, I'm covering the trigger with my finger.'

'No thanks, I don't except suites from neighbours.'

Unnecessary alarm company

Tiptoeing around voltometers.

'When it comes to investing, I'm not bullish or bearish... I'm chickenish.'

Man with a new purchase about to fall down a hole.

No, thank you. I do not want to play hangman.

The path of least resistance proceed with caution.

"Crime is so bad around here, that I always immobilise my car."

No, I haven't taken an aspirin yet... I'm still reading the bottle!

"Careful Mary. Stay in the shallow end."

Right lane: Must turn right (Right lane leads into a pit).

I think that I shall never see, a world that's truly covid free.

"Yeah, well, I'm not taking any goddam pill until I know what the long-term effects are."

'Charlie? He wouldn't say boo to a goose!'

Bob decides to take the stairs.

Man with sign on back - 'No wallet on board'.