Trigger Cautionist Gifts

'Careful with that shotgun, it could go off.' - 'Don't worry, I'm covering the trigger with my finger.'

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

"It's called being preemptive."

Geekasaurus.

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."

Go Back

"For clients with an extremely low risk tolerance, I recommend they talk to someone with a ground-floor office."

The End is Near Due To Global Warming/The End is Near due to Nuclear Winter.

"It's just a precaution, we've had a few close calls lately."

"Neither one of us wants any trouble."

"Since the cracked down on gun licences there's some bleedin awful shots about!"

'No thanks, I don't except suites from neighbours.'

Caution Dulcimer

Tiptoeing around voltometers.

'When it comes to investing, I'm not bullish or bearish... I'm chickenish.'

Plane shot down by man on a shooting trip.

Road ends.

The path of least resistance proceed with caution.

santa claus megaphone.

'Never, Ever...swat at a fly unless you know for sure it's a fly.'

'No Walking'

"Careful Mary. Stay in the shallow end."

"Yeah, well, I'm not taking any goddam pill until I know what the long-term effects are."

I think that I shall never see, a world that's truly covid free.

'Charlie? He wouldn't say boo to a goose!'

'You had fair warning - the disc on his collar says he bites!'

Clay Pigeon Shooters' Federation...