Trigger-happy Adventurer Gifts

Plane shot down by man on a shooting trip.

"Where the wild things were."

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

Beach flirting

'May I have the key to your heart?'

Bird sitting on a wing.

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

First aid departments

Sticking out tongue

An old lady Kitesurfing

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

'I know just how you feel.'

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

'Hello? - Is that me?'

'I told you to sip it!'

'What if we just cut back on our genres this year?'

'While I'm here, Doctor . . .'

'Quick! Contact my doctor!'

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

Best Pals

'Bob, you're spending too much time deer hunting. It's starting to show on you.'

Alcoholidays.

Father and Son quality time

Car driving towards a sign that reads "You are now entering The Holidays - No exits"

"I wonder if I'd still have a paper route if I hadn't been born in the land of opportunity?"

Mulligan's first mulligan.

"They're much better company than dogs."

'I found it in the Khama Sutra...it's an old indian bondage trick.'

"Shall we go talk with those au pairs?"

"I mistakenly stood in the doorway when kids sunday school released."

Spring Break!

Wordplay: Trampoline.

Water Ski Accident

Tunnel of Hey, I'm Heading Into a Tunnel, I'll Call You Back.