Trigger-happy Adventurer T-Shirts

Plane shot down by man on a shooting trip.

"Where the wild things were."

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

Beach flirting

'May I have the key to your heart?'

First aid departments

Bird sitting on a wing.

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

An old lady Kitesurfing

Sticking out tongue

'I know just how you feel.'

'Hello? - Is that me?'

'Bob, you're spending too much time deer hunting. It's starting to show on you.'

Best Pals

'While I'm here, Doctor . . .'

'Quick! Contact my doctor!'

'What if we just cut back on our genres this year?'

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

'I told you to sip it!'

Alcoholidays.

Father and Son quality time

Car driving towards a sign that reads "You are now entering The Holidays - No exits"

"I wonder if I'd still have a paper route if I hadn't been born in the land of opportunity?"

Mulligan's first mulligan.

"They're much better company than dogs."

"Shall we go talk with those au pairs?"

Spring Break!

Tunnel of Hey, I'm Heading Into a Tunnel, I'll Call You Back.

"I mistakenly stood in the doorway when kids sunday school released."

'I found it in the Khama Sutra...it's an old indian bondage trick.'

Wordplay: Trampoline.

Water Ski Accident

'Sidney's such a klutz. He broke his leg in three places -- Boston, Akron and Salt Lake City.'