Trigger-happy Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Since the cracked down on gun licences there's some bleedin awful shots about!"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

Jack in the Box

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

Rodeos

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

"It's my extreme sports camera. I thought it would be cool to show my mom what I do at work."

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

People hanging on to the horns of the raging bull of 'Business'

Emperor penguins attempting to fly.

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

Your DNA is in the database.

"Never mind how I got up here — what happened to Grandma?!"

"Warren's too cautious to cure his mid-life crisis with a motorcycle, so he's rebelling by driving shirtless."

'I don't know how it's being done - but someone's finding out our secrets...'

"I'd like a job filled with adventure where there'd be a good chance of claiming compensation."

"You live very near the edge, don't you"

"And you laughed when I had it installed."

"You must be the demolition team."

'Why couldn't your father have a normal midlife crisis, buy a convertible, or even have an affair with some young bimbo?'

"The occasion? Oh—that would be the fifth anniversary of our never having got married because of an earlier experience of yours that had nothing to do with me."

Jeremy Clarkson

FBI, 'Things are slow, Bensonhurst -- let's investigate the CIA.'