Chaotic Boat Captain Gifts

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

Captain steering house through flood.

Remote controlled car on a boat.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"Cat park"

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'Who the heck told my wife I had rights to parental leave?'

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

Romance on the Yacht

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

Disorder in the Court!

Using a speedboat to retrieve ducks seemed like a good idea to Duke at the time.

Cleaning Lockers.

Sportknitting

Naughty Puppy Dog.

Water skier sees steep hill sign.

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

'When an outboard goes overboard'

'Oops, sorry about that,sir.'

"Ahoy!"

'You may have too much anchor for this boat,'

Boat to the Horizon.

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

'Well if it's a sandbar, why are we going in circles?!'

'And remember: this isn't a submarine!'

No wheelies.

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

Man struggling to row,

Message in fishing net - 'Sorry - we don't live here anymore'.