Chaotic Boat Captain T-Shirts

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

Captain steering house through flood.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"Cat park"

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'Who the heck told my wife I had rights to parental leave?'

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

Romance on the Yacht

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

Cleaning Lockers.

Using a speedboat to retrieve ducks seemed like a good idea to Duke at the time.

Disorder in the Court!

Naughty Puppy Dog.

Sportknitting

'When an outboard goes overboard'

"Ahoy!"

'Oops, sorry about that,sir.'

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

Water skier sees steep hill sign.

'You may have too much anchor for this boat,'

Boat to the Horizon.

No wheelies.

'And remember: this isn't a submarine!'

'Well if it's a sandbar, why are we going in circles?!'

Man struggling to row,

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

Little known trivia: Fred Astaire began tap dancing when he had loose floor boards, but no hammer.

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'