Chaotic Canine Captain T-Shirts

Rags wanted all the bones all the time.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

Dog In Your Face Comics

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

A child and his dog

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

Disorder in the Court!

Naughty Puppy Dog.

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

"Ahoy!"

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

"I didn't say he was housebroken. I said he broke up the house."

The Adventures of Wren Tin Tin

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

'When an outboard goes overboard'

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

'I told you we shouldn't have brought him.'

"Next time, don't rake with the dogs."

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

'Why good dogs go bad.'

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

No wheelies.

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

"Quick, act casual."

'This can't be good.'

"Get your phone."