Chaotic Canine Captain Gifts

Rags wanted all the bones all the time.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

Dog In Your Face Comics

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

A child and his dog

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

Disorder in the Court!

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

Naughty Puppy Dog.

"I didn't say he was housebroken. I said he broke up the house."

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

"Ahoy!"

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

'When an outboard goes overboard'

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

The Adventures of Wren Tin Tin

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'I told you we shouldn't have brought him.'

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

"Next time, don't rake with the dogs."

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

No wheelies.

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

'Why good dogs go bad.'

"Jeez, what a day. It's good to be home..."

101 Poops - Dalmatian dog walker is in for a torrid time.

Dog Day Afternoon