Captain Of The Canine Crew Gifts

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

Captain in a storm

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

The First Martian Dog.

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

Captain steering house through flood.

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Welsh airport arrivals.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

I drive, therefore I am.

Dog with Anchor Lead

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

The Unsportables: Relay

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Dog training

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."