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Beware of Everything.

Why do you drive with your brakes on?

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

No Immediate Danger

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'I was just beginning to think about my portfolio. Now you're telling me to rethink it.'

"Balance is essential, Ray. For example, this week, my life is purpost-driven, and I'll follow that with seven days of aimless drifting!"

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

'I'd like to play, but I'm afraid it might void my warranty.'

Them/ Us

Tortoise Goes For A Swim

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

At Travel Agent - "We're interested in a no-diarrhea itinery."

"I suggest we either move the chair further inland, or get a higher chair."

All Eggs in One Basket world headquarters

'Top dog or not, you gotta slow down.'

"Imagine yourself: driving up the coast, the top down, tears streaming down your face because your wife had no choice but to kick you out, this time for good."

"Okay, guys. Don't open your chutes till I give the word."

Height barrier accident.

'You should try to be more spontaneous.' 'I shall. When I'm good and ready.'

"Was there ever a boy scout badge for 'caution'?"

Gymnast on balancing beam about to slip on a banana skin.

'Mom says if you're going to buy anything online,I'm supposed to make sure it's a secure site.'

Drink Driving

'Better slow it down a bit.'

"We'd prefer the sort of place where we won't catch any disfiguring diseases or be killed by fanatics."

"Yeah, I'm sure you feel pretty cool on a car ride with your master, but me, I ride with my master on his Harley. . ."

BOOKS: Stuff you really don't want to know.

We're driftwood, Bob. We're supposed to feel washed up.

No, thank you. I do not want to play hangman.

Excess Baggage: When in doubt about eating something sold by a street vendor when you're away from home...Don't.

'I don't think we should rush into anything. Let's exchange photos first.'