Eco-conscious Cruiser Pillows

Bio Fuels.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

A whale with corporate sponsorship

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

"In space news, our discarded PPE is forming a new planet."

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

"I'm looking for a car with backseat performance."

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

Fish Food

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

Playboy has rigged his car with a loveseat

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

"In the near future climate change will cause huge disasters!. . . And if nature dares to disappoint me, I'll throw the packaging of my vegan burger into the bushes!"

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

COP26 GLASGOW

Climb to the moon on a tower of waste.

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

Sports car.

'It's only now that we've chopped down all the trees that we can see the damage we've done.'

Now Entering Wyoming (or one of those other rectangular states that are out west someplace).

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'Are we nearly there yet?'

Mount Rushmore waves back to tourists.