Eco-conscious Navigator Gifts

'This is too complicated. I think I'll just hold on to my waste and hope it eventually disintegrates.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

A whale with corporate sponsorship

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

Bio Fuels.

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

World's cheapest car

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

"In space news, our discarded PPE is forming a new planet."

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

Fish Food

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

Climb to the moon on a tower of waste.

Craft gallery. Fudge Shoppe. Bike rentals. Clear-cut woods for luxury condos. The sure signs that we've arrived! Right. At our wilderness getaway! Almost a lake view. For sale.

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

'Sorry I'm late, Fred. I forgot to plug in the car.'

"I know it can drive itself. I'd buy it if it could pay for itself."

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

'Are we nearly there yet?'