Health-conscious Navigator Gifts

Carcinogenic/Non-carcinogenic.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Bad for you but to die for

'Are we there yet?'

'I want to forewarn you that my HMO won't approve any treatment that uses a needle.'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

"I am not asking for directions."

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

Battery Lighthouse

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

Titanic: How's my steering.

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

Hospital Departments

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Set sail

"You are here"

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."

Solemn Reference is Made to Mr Bunsby

Celestial Navigation