Health-conscious Traveler Gifts

At Travel Agent - "We're interested in a no-diarrhea itinery."

Immodiu, Ibruprofen, Clarityn, Sudofed, Paracetemol, Nurofen, Rennies, Diareze... - 'What are you doing?' - 'Packing for my holiday to Egypt.' - 'How ill are you planning on being, exactly?' - 'Ah, that reminds me... can I borrow a bucket from you for a

"It's mostly my medications and adjustable mattress."

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

All Natural Nothing

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"My diet plan for you is if it tastes good, spit it out."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

''Exercise'? -- But I hate to eat and run!'

World's cheapest car

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

Lactose intolerance.

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

Craft gallery. Fudge Shoppe. Bike rentals. Clear-cut woods for luxury condos. The sure signs that we've arrived! Right. At our wilderness getaway! Almost a lake view. For sale.

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

'Sorry I'm late, Fred. I forgot to plug in the car.'

A large lady is exploring the jungle as two cougars watch on - 'Remember what the doctor said Ralph... regular exercise and no fatty foods!'

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

"I know it can drive itself. I'd buy it if it could pay for itself."

"They've replaced the company car."

"Arrr! This X marks the buried treature and this X marks a safe social distance!"

Would it hurt to blow my top once a week?

Polar Cruises.

'Wow! You get a great view of the retreating icecaps from up here.'

Tourism Industry

Please - Take only photographs, leave only footprints.

'It has my horoscope, heart rate and cholesterol level...but I'm sorry, I don't have the time.'

Man on bike

Doctors' Tour