The Health-conscious Voyager Gifts

'Tourists bring in money ... and sometimes... Hong Kong flu!"

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

"My diet plan for you is if it tastes good, spit it out."

"Push harder - I still can't see the scale."

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

Women holding onto birds so that her weight seems lower

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

''Exercise'? -- But I hate to eat and run!'

Scales

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

Lactose intolerance.

Gym. Whatever weight I manage to lose here I always seem to find on my way home. Donuts.

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

Craft gallery. Fudge Shoppe. Bike rentals. Clear-cut woods for luxury condos. The sure signs that we've arrived! Right. At our wilderness getaway! Almost a lake view. For sale.

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

Yoga. Welcome back! Thank you. Why did you stop coming? I couldn't decide if I liked yoga, or

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

Just Survived My 3rd COVID Scare Dance.

"Is it working?"

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

A large lady is exploring the jungle as two cougars watch on - 'Remember what the doctor said Ralph... regular exercise and no fatty foods!'

"Arrr! This X marks the buried treature and this X marks a safe social distance!"

Would it hurt to blow my top once a week?

Polar Cruises.

'When you put on a new nicotene patch you're supposed to take the old ones off!'

At Travel Agent - "We're interested in a no-diarrhea itinery."

'My client is therefore NOT guilty of malpractice. All he is guilty of is an error in judgment. He should have decided to be a plumber."

Tourism Industry