Eco-conscious Camper Gifts

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Camping - Fresh Air

"Ahhh... close enough."

Support Group for a Good Problem

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

The Brothers Grime

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"Who can we call?"

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

A whale with corporate sponsorship

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

World's cheapest car

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

Bio Fuels.

Modern camping

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

"In space news, our discarded PPE is forming a new planet."

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

"Everything's great, doctor! In fact, ever since I met Peggy, I feel like I'm floating on air!"

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"