Eco-conscious Camper T-Shirts

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Camping - Fresh Air

"Ahhh... close enough."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Support Group for a Good Problem

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

The Brothers Grime

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"Who can we call?"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

Now that we've got all the mosquitoes trapped in here, let's sleep out there.

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

A whale with corporate sponsorship

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"You need to make room for the dirty laundry."

World's cheapest car

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

GLAD-YOU-ATION

Bio Fuels.

Modern camping

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

"Everything's great, doctor! In fact, ever since I met Peggy, I feel like I'm floating on air!"

"In space news, our discarded PPE is forming a new planet."