Carefree Eco-lover Pillows

'Hey man that's a gas!'

Carefree luggage.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Sale! Weed Whackers

Monkey-artist

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

I want to talk about the environment...

Electric car

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

"What am I, chopped liver?"

'Is it organic?'

A gap between the solar panels

Recycled passion.

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

Magazines - All Special Green Issues.

"We've made a few changes."

I got into the college everyone wants to go to! Well played. It's the perfect fit for me! Way to go! Eco-Club. Which one is it? Dunno. Why do you care? So I don't apply there!

"Nope. No fish."

"Gracie, I think you've made your point. We can't completely remove meat from this family's diet...but we will try very hard to cut back, OK?"

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'