Playful Elves Gifts

'While you're makin' a list and checkin' it twice, how about checkin' ID? Some of these ‘kids' are, like, in their 30s.'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'He's maturing early.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

Sliding Down the Banister

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

'I'm so proud: My son can't sit still...'

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

"Don't even think about it."

Jammy Dodgers

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

Boy spinning basketball on finger next to dog spinning ball on wagging tail.

Christmas Chopin

"I'll learn yoga later, but for now jumping on the bed satisfies all my exercise goals."

"When did you get a pet?"

A Country Boy Throws a Turnip at the Squire.

"No, it's not my birthday, either."

"Well, you can tell that David Silva that I said you definitely don't have cooties, Carolyn."

'Don't! It's one of my dad's furballs!'

"It's cooties."

Two men attempt to use the same snooker cue.

Baby Making on Board

"Maybe we should nail down the Slip 'N' Slide."

Xmas List.

Naughty-ometer.

Really? Santa won't stop at your house if you're not asleep on Christmas eve? That sounds like a sort of entrapment to me!