Playful Elves Gifts

'While you're makin' a list and checkin' it twice, how about checkin' ID? Some of these ‘kids' are, like, in their 30s.'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'He's maturing early.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

KAWAII T'AI CHI

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

Sliding Down the Banister

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

'I'm so proud: My son can't sit still...'

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

"Don't even think about it."

Boy spinning basketball on finger next to dog spinning ball on wagging tail.

Jammy Dodgers

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

Christmas Chopin

"Well, you can tell that David Silva that I said you definitely don't have cooties, Carolyn."

"I'll learn yoga later, but for now jumping on the bed satisfies all my exercise goals."

A Country Boy Throws a Turnip at the Squire.

"When did you get a pet?"

"No, it's not my birthday, either."

'Don't! It's one of my dad's furballs!'

Two men attempt to use the same snooker cue.

"It's cooties."

"It's only weeks to Christmas. We have him right where we want him."