Eco-friendly Elves T-Shirts

'Tell him to cut it out - we're not into leather!'

The Environmentalist

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Elfie Stick

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

100% carbon neutral

Food waste with recycling symbol

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

Recycling bottle bank.

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

Modern Witch Shoppe

"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

Socially responsible kid throws rubbish in the bin.

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

Person made from 100% recycled materials.

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

Green politics and environmentalism.