Eco-conscious Elf Prints

Santa Claus panics as the ice caps melt

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Bee flying to another flower.

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

The New Normal

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

Biro Diversity

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

Modern Witch Shoppe

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

Recycling bin for 'short term business plans'

Population train.

"Given a choice, would you prefer to be buried, cremated or converted to fossil fuel?"

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

"To save you from destruction I will now wipe out mankind!"

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

"Our target must be close enough to seem achievable, by far enough so we're not accountable."

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

Biofuel - a solution or...?

'They're misbehaving again. What do we do this time? - flood or global warming?'

"It's not easy being green…"

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."