Eco-friendly Witch Prints

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

"I used to be proud of saving gas by riding my broom more, then the gas prices dropped."

"Here we are."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Toadstools

'One eye of newt or two?'

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Late BroomStick

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

'Needs salt!'

Rocking Witches.

100% carbon neutral

"I said slime."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Newt sale

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Rocket and Witch Race

"It's probably just seasonal."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Witch's Brew.

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"Devi's brew?"

Traffic Cone Monsters

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'