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'I use my microwave - faster, easier and no carbon.'

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'Needs salt!'

The Witches Discover The Wok

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

Never write a sonnet on an empty stomach

'Needs more kale.'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

"And that is how you handle liver!"

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

'Marmaduke, have you been drooling on my cookbooks again?'

'Memorable miracles' from 'burning bush' to 'low cal ice cream'

"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates."

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'Tasty.'

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'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

"It's the Chef Surprise."

'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.'

I mean, do I set the oven at 400'? 450'? How long do I keep them in? Do I turn them halfway through cooking? Oh, if only children came with instructions.

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

"Cheer up! There's a magic ingredient that makes it easy to eat vegetables...CHEESE SAUCE!"

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

"They're magic beans, mum. They don't give you gas."

Kitchen Consultations

'I'll swap you my Wimbledon freebies for your Anodised pan set!'

"If Labor Day is supposed to be a day off for workers to spend time with their families...I think Tia Carmen needs a day off from Labor Day."

'Madge, did we really need a home computer to make scrambled eggs?'

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'