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'I use my microwave - faster, easier and no carbon.'

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'Needs salt!'

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"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

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'Needs more kale.'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

"And that is how you handle liver!"

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

'Marmaduke, have you been drooling on my cookbooks again?'

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.'

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"It's the Chef Surprise."

"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates."

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

'Memorable miracles' from 'burning bush' to 'low cal ice cream'

'Tasty.'

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

"Cheer up! There's a magic ingredient that makes it easy to eat vegetables...CHEESE SAUCE!"

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

"I'm selling the gingerbread house and buying a food truck."

"They're magic beans, mum. They don't give you gas."

'The food inspector, Sir!'

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

"I'm sorry it's not what you ordered, but the chef works in mysterious ways."

'I'll swap you my Wimbledon freebies for your Anodised pan set!'