Kitchen Witch T-Shirts

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

Hansel and Gretel, now microwavable.

'You've burnt the ghoulash!'

Come dine with me!

Lady of the Cake.

Domestic Goddess.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Hungry child

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

'Needs salt!'

Benihana style of cooking.

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

Cake Friday!

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

'My brother's a proper cook - he's come as a witness'

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

'Cooking'

Husband bakes a pie

The Perfect Foil

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

Surprise in the salad bowl

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

Witch's Brew.

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

A Creature WAS Stirring