Kitchen Witchery T-Shirts

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Come dine with me!

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Hungry child

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

'Needs salt!'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Benihana style of cooking.

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

Surprise in the salad bowl

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

You're the sizzle in my roast!

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

A Creature WAS Stirring

Hot pot

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

'Preparing free-range chicken requires an extremely patient chef.'

"I'm making your favorite dessert, dear … seven layer cake."

"Fridge-to-table"

The legend of Chef Arthur.

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

Oh you smoothie

Chef's Surprise: "I'm telling everyone that tonight's special is Osso Bucco."

Bake-a-thon.

"Congratulations! You unlocked the devil in your coffee. Microwave a seventh time and you'll meet L. Ron Hubbard."

'Memorable miracles' from 'burning bush' to 'low cal ice cream'

Come dine with me!

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

'You followed the recipie but it's missing the secret ingredient: Mom.'

'Just call me Delia...'

"Young man, don't you ever add pepper to my soup again!"