Whimsical Kitchen Fairy T-Shirts

A Creature WAS Stirring

Come dine with me!

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Hungry child

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Benihana style of cooking.

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

Surprise in the salad bowl

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

You're the sizzle in my roast!

Hot pot

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

"Fridge-to-table"

'Preparing free-range chicken requires an extremely patient chef.'

The legend of Chef Arthur.

"I'm making your favorite dessert, dear … seven layer cake."

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

Cook asking for her vinaigrette after recieving an offer from the dustman

Chef's Surprise: "I'm telling everyone that tonight's special is Osso Bucco."

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

'Memorable miracles' from 'burning bush' to 'low cal ice cream'

Oh you smoothie

Come dine with me!

Bake-a-thon.

Stand back - while I whip something up