Kitchen Goddess T-Shirts

Stand back - while I whip something up

Let's make a cake...

Come dine with me!

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Hungry child

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Labor Day Flowers

Benihana style of cooking.

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

Baker Romance

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

Surprise in the salad bowl

You're the sizzle in my roast!

Hot pot

'Anybody for breakfast?'

A Creature WAS Stirring

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

"Plus $600 for delivery."

"Fridge-to-table"

"More?"

'Preparing free-range chicken requires an extremely patient chef.'

'My mom bakes from scratch -- she's a full-service mom.'

"I'm making your favorite dessert, dear … seven layer cake."

The legend of Chef Arthur.

The Deer of Spring.

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'