Kitchen Goddess T-Shirts

Stand back - while I whip something up

Let's make a cake...

Come dine with me!

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Hungry child

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

Labor Day Flowers

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Benihana style of cooking.

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

Baker Romance

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

You're the sizzle in my roast!

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Surprise in the salad bowl

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

A Creature WAS Stirring

'Anybody for breakfast?'

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

Hot pot

"Plus $600 for delivery."

"Fridge-to-table"

'Preparing free-range chicken requires an extremely patient chef.'

The Deer of Spring.

The legend of Chef Arthur.

"I'm making your favorite dessert, dear … seven layer cake."

'My mom bakes from scratch -- she's a full-service mom.'

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'