Whimsical Kitchen Fairy Gifts

A Creature WAS Stirring

Come dine with me!

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Hungry child

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Benihana style of cooking.

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

You're the sizzle in my roast!

Surprise in the salad bowl

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

Hot pot

'Preparing free-range chicken requires an extremely patient chef.'

"More?"

The legend of Chef Arthur.

"Fridge-to-table"

"I'm making your favorite dessert, dear … seven layer cake."

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

Cook asking for her vinaigrette after recieving an offer from the dustman

Oh you smoothie

Chef's Surprise: "I'm telling everyone that tonight's special is Osso Bucco."

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

'Memorable miracles' from 'burning bush' to 'low cal ice cream'

Come dine with me!

For my next trick, I will cut this freshly baked baguette in half using a non serrated blade.

Bake-a-thon.