Kitchen Witches Gifts

The slow cooker changed everything

Come dine with me!

Lady of the Cake.

Domestic Goddess.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Hungry child

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

'Needs salt!'

Benihana style of cooking.

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

Cake Friday!

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

'My brother's a proper cook - he's come as a witness'

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

Witch's Brew.

Surprise in the salad bowl

Husband bakes a pie

'Cooking'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

You're the sizzle in my roast!

The Perfect Foil

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

"Gigot de sept heures."

Hot pot

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'