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'It must be that time of the month...'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Picking pastries.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

A dog at the bakery.

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

Secret sweetie drawer...

Baking

Sandy Floss

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

'The best part about mom making dessert is being able to lick the spoon.'

'Lucky for us, there's a sucker born every minute.'

A man comes home to his gingerbread house where his wife offers him cream soda.

Kid goes to Hideaway Bakery and sees a sign for a sale on upside down cakes. Cakes are upside down.

'What a cool way of blowing bubblegum!'

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

"I'm trying to hide Easter Eggs, and he thinks we're playing fetch."

Candy Corn Dracula

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

Kid drops his 13 flavor ice cream cone

"You know Grandma, I can't remember the last time I had my appetite spoiled."