Sweet Tooth Sorceress Mugs

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Picking pastries.

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

A dog at the bakery.

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

Secret sweetie drawer...

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

Baking

'The best part about mom making dessert is being able to lick the spoon.'

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

Sandy Floss

'Lucky for us, there's a sucker born every minute.'

A man comes home to his gingerbread house where his wife offers him cream soda.

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

Kid goes to Hideaway Bakery and sees a sign for a sale on upside down cakes. Cakes are upside down.

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

"I'm trying to hide Easter Eggs, and he thinks we're playing fetch."

Candy Corn Dracula

'What a cool way of blowing bubblegum!'

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

Kid drops his 13 flavor ice cream cone

"You know Grandma, I can't remember the last time I had my appetite spoiled."

Home Sweet Home.