Plant-based Pursuers T-Shirts

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

"States of tofu"

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

Queen of Quinoa

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

'New Barbeque.'

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

"How did you cure your dog of begging for food?"

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"'Tofu'? Qu'est-ce que c'est 'tofu'?"

"How almond milk is made"

The early days of tofurkey.

"I can't remember which ones are plant-based."

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

'You want to become a vegan?... Well okay, but you do realise there'll be nothing lower than you on the food chain?'

"It's not addicting, all natural, recycled and plant-based...it's cud!"

'Soy milk, soy burgers...imagine being replaced by a bean.'

Vegan Menu

Butcher shop +

"Everyone, stop looking delicious. The vegans are back and that tofurkey jerky won't keep them back much longer."

"I'm surprised Tofurkey isn't more popular. It tastes nothing like turkey."