Vegetarian Venturers Mugs

'Poor George,something he disagreed with ate him.'

Queen of Quinoa

Give quiche a chance!

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

Macho Vegetarian

The mission: Impossible burger.

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

"How did you cure your dog of begging for food?"

Your life is in great danger...

"You're lucky your garden failed. If I'd had to can it, it would've been your marriage."

Vegicurious

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

Natural Medicines

'When Mom said you should eat a lot of green stuff, I don't think she meant grasshoppers.'

'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

Free Range / Deranged

'There's nothing in gay non smoking... but I can give you an aisle seat in vegetarian bikers.'

'Oh ya! I didn't tell you guys. I'm a vegetarian now.'

"There's no such thing as a vegan flytrap."

"I'm in the mood for meat."

Hey, those are not menus!

"No fog lips, rat guts or bat teeth? I hate going vegan!"

'Poppy - I have no issue with you being a Bi-polar, celibate vegan. It's just that your Aura's the wrong colour.'

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."

'Fresh plumsprunes.'

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

Mystery vegetable growing in plot.

"I'll have the vegan."

"Oh man. Tia Carmen's making that soup with all those weird vegetables."

'I'm going for the vegetarian.'

"I've gone vegan."

"Oh no, Professor Enriquez, you misunderstood... When my brother said he was on a vegetarian diet, he meant he only eats vegetarians!"